Trombone-Job
whilst sucking on the erect p-n-s of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.
in the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job
the act of sticking one’s p-n-s into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.
this is a great trombone-job babe, now play an f.
#s-x #s-x position #bl-w j-b #p-n-s #blow
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