Trotsky’s Ice Pick
this s-xual endeavor consists of three steps:
step 1: defecate into a plastic bag.
step 2: wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
step 3: use the “ice pick” as you would any normal d-ld-.
frank: i’m getting tired of our normal, bland s-x life.
mary: why don’t we try trotsky’s ice pick?
or
steve: did you hear how trotsky died? he was ice picked to death.
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