trouser phlegm
noun.
what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature -j-c-l-t–n
1.”you think i’m gonna sleep with you now? all you did was touch my t-t and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!”
2.”when i woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again.”
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