Trout Molester
a trout molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. a trout molester will dip his p-n-s into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.
they will even perform throat s-x on a trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth — all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming l-st for s-xual release.
trout molester = a person of extreme s-xual deviance.
matthew: wtf is going on in this god d-mned neighbourhood? someone is going around removing door kn-bs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it’s place. weird.
higz: you have it all wrong, dude. it was terry the trout molester who lives on the corner. he is responsible, and by the way; that’s not mayonnaise.
matthew: huh?
higz: the guy has no self-control, and he will stick his d-ck in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. last week i caught the trout molester in the park having s-x with a hollowed out cob of corn. he said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, “not (his) fault”.
matthew: what a sick c-nt! tonight i’ll be rigging a door kn-b and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. that’ll learn ’em, f-ck yeah!
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