Troutsauced
taking a trip to colorado to ski, but spending the entire week in the bar drinking, screaming, and blowing c-ke while acting like a belligerent f-cking degenerate -ss.
dirty mike, let’s head up north to the slopes and shred gnar gnar pow pow and then get troutsauced with some young snow bunnies later!
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