trumptopian nightmare
a mutation of the dystopian nightmare where society is devolving rapidly in a desperate and dangerous death spiral while hordes of soulless unkillable monsters roam the land reaping, raping, screeching and taking everything you have before feasting on your brains which are in short supply in this apocalyptic future world.
i had the craziest trumptopian nightmare last night where i was a mighty and regal bald eagle soaring high and proud above america until i was shot in the back and plunged into a murky swamp where i was devoured by alligators and a zombie turtle.
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