trunk monkey

noun. the act of mounting your s-xual partner from behind and transitioning quickly and unexpectedly to -n-l penetration. whislt this occurs, you must -ssume the position of the cl-ssic barrel of monkeys posture and noise.
she asked for the s-x of a lifetime so i turned her over and gave her a trunk monkey that she’ll never forget…
a small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples -sses.
i recently installed a trunk monkey b-tton in my car to take out my old boss.
consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality ale or lager, the trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers. trunkmonkeys distribute ballast in the trunk of a car to compensate for body roll going through corners and powerslides. trunkmonkeys are also responsible for keeping body roll to a minimum when getting the vehicle airborne during rallies and other offroad events.

originally developed for subaru models, st-t (subaru trunkmonkey inertia technology) is currently being developed for other platforms. (trunkmonkey.com)
me: alex, how did your rs beat that lotus in the autocross?

alex: idk, i guess my trunkmonkey kept me stuck around the corners and gave me the extra boost i needed.
the wso (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot (“stick monkey”)
“you’re my favorite trunk monkey to fly with.”
“goose was maverick’s trunk monkey.”
consisting solely of a trained monkey and a steady source of ice cold high-quality import ale or lager, the trunkmonkey lives in the trunk of any vehicle and helps to automate weight transfer at the rear wheels during spirited driving maneuvers.
i stuffed it coming out of that three right tightens because my trunkmonkey was asleep. bad trunkmonkey, no biscuit!
opposite of “boo” or “beau”. -sshole, d-ckhead,f-cker. all not nice things to say to people rolled into one word.
man, you’re a f-ckin’ trunk-monkey for leavin’ me at the club!
a girl who loves -n-l s-x
i couldn’t believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.
trunk monkey is a term used when talking about a women’s urge to have hevy s-x. the term is used usually when talking about the ting-a-ling feeling in a girls vigina, right before she has s-x with someone.
guy 1-“that party was crazy”!
guy 2-“that girl was h-tting on you so much”!
guy 1-“why was she all over me tonight”?
guy 2-“cause her trunk monkey wanted out”