Trystrem Harrison
rhyming slang for “m-ssive b-n-r.” we’re talking the kind that rips your trousers and/or boxers clean off, breaks a window and pokes an old lady across the street in the eye.
(this is one of the very few rhyming slang phrases which does not actually rhyme with its counterpart.)
a: “oh my god! i’ve just been hit in the face by a california redwood!”
b: “nah, it’s just some guy’s trystrem harrison. you’ll want to have a wash.”
or
a: “hey ladies, check out my trystrem harrison!”
or
a: “what the h-ll’s going on!?! the front wall of your house is missing, your cat looks like it was run over by a tank, twelve lamp posts have been torn out of the ground and i’ve just heard that there’s been an earthquake in lithuania which registered 9.3 on the richter scale!!”
b: “it was my trystrem harrison, just can’t keep that bad boy under control these days.”
a: “standard.”
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