TSJDOOYM


tsjdooym=take steve jobs’ d-ck out of your mouth. useful when pointing out a particularly illogical claim of apple superiority by an apple fanboy.

not so effective with certain apple fangirls. perhaps tsjdooyb=take steve jobs’ d-ck out of your b-tt might work better, but then again, for certain apple fangirls, this will not be a negative. might be the quickest way to find out this sort of thing, so if you’re into that, try it. but not at work. don’t say we didn’t warn you.

steve jobs, apple fanboy, apple b-ttboy, apple fanatic, loon, jobs, fanboy, b-ttboy, fanatic, loon,
apple fanboy; “apple is just plain better in every way!”

left-brain or logical or fair person; “why?”

apple fanboy; “they just are.”

left-brain or logical or fair person; “dude, really? you need to tsjdooym.”

steve jobs, apple fanboy, apple b-ttboy, apple fanatic, loon,

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