(tu)


the awkward turtle.
person 1: i saw this really fat person in the co-op today!
person 2: hey, that’s my mum!
person 1: oh (tu)
typing shortcut for a turtle emoticon on msn messenger. so if you type (tu) in the box and press enter, a small picture of a turtle will appear. i think it only works on version 6 or higher though.
(on an msn convo)
harry: what’s your fave animal?
elaine: a turtle!
harry: what do they look like then?
elaine: (tu)

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