Tube Arse
the feeling you get after riding the tube or subway where you are walking round and you feel the need to wipe your -rs- because of a build up of sweat and moist b-m dirt seepage. often a safety wipe is recommended and the victim may leave behind a pale speck of bright brown tube -rs-.
“hey man, why are you walking so weird?”
“i have a bad case of tube -rs- i picked up on the way home from work, i better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight”
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