Tube Crush
someone you like or admire, that appears in either the television, or video stream in the internet.
i have such a tube crush on that hot girl i saw in tv last night.
a hot person you see on the london underground network, sneakily photograph and upload to tubecrush.net
did you see that guy? he’s definitely my tube crush.
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- Tuna net
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- tuna twat
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- turlet
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