turlet
an american dialect variant for toilet. this particular slang word is used most commonly in indiana, the lower midwest. however, the area from philadelphia to the new york city area in the mid-atlantic states.
you didn’t flush the turlet!
toilet, the john, the cr-pper
i can’t seem to get away from the turlet today.
the toilet, john, or throne. used mainly in rural settings by rednecks. often claimed by douchebags to have originated in new york, but that -ssertion is clearly false. predominant in the southern states and areas of low socio-economic standing country-wide.
dang it jinny!! i done told you i’s gone need that d-mn turlet!! git off!!
a toilet located in the canadian town of grand bay-westfield, new brunswick. or, a toilet located in saint john with a grand bay-westfielder on it.
“matt drank too much and made waves in the turlet at work.”
“mich-lle put a crack in the turlet.”
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