Tube of Ice Cream
ice cream that comes in a tube. the old fashioned way of eating ice cream. ice cream becomes more tasty when eaten from a spiral wrapped tube. introduced on the west coast circa 1936. the tubes, which are filled at the factory, are provided with a tape permitting the tube to be torn as the ice cream is eaten. inserted in a special waterproof compartment in bottom of tube is a small napkin permitting all traces of stickiness to be removed from the fingers.
guy 1: yo i’m really hungry for some ice cream in a tube. you got any?
guy 2 & 3: are you stupid? they don’t make ice cream in a tube.
guy 1: uhhh… yeah they do. i’m going to get some now.
guy 2 & 3: have fun!
guy 1 comes back with a tube of ice cream: yeah see… what did i tell you guys? you guys are the stupid ones now.
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