Tucson lobster


n. a species of usually college aged girls from the state of arizona who tend to infest southern california whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. the arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting sh-tbag wasted in clubs and crowding california beaches.
it’s spring break in san diego, let’s go bag some tucson lobsters!

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