tumblr face
a self-absorbed attempt to desperately redesign a character – generally through the face – and wh-r- the result out for attention, comfort of one’s inadequacies, and/or faux-progressive ideals on tumblr.
signs may include rounded features, excess fat, gigantic and reddened noses, s-xual ambiguities, problem gl-sses, hipster clothing, vague ethnicity, plain (“realistic”) features, and otherwise corrupting the intent of the original creator.
“holy sh-t, sailor moon was never this fat or ugly. what a terrible tumblr face.”
#tumblr #tumblr nose #ugly #wish fulfillment
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