tumblr vision
tumblr vision (noun):
1) to dedicatedly refuse to properly -ssess or -n-lyse situations, -ssertions or opinions from anything other than one’s own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.
2) the impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one’s opinions. symptoms are more severe in juveniles.
person 1: that chick lost her sh-t at me man, all i did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
person 2: what the f-ck is her problem?
person 1: apparently i’m being oppressive.
person 2: you’re a f-cking doorman at a hotel.
person 1: she’s probably got tumblr vision.
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