tumblralysis


state where the body goes into complete numbness and the person only stares at a blue screen with random posts by subjects he/she follows. the brain can only send messages to the index finger with which subjects h-ts refresh every 4 seconds.
only memes can undo this unfortunate state.
she didn’t do anything about work the whole day, due to tumblralysis.

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