Tuna Toaster
when a man wraps his erect p-n-s is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees f), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into v-g-n-. this action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.
“hey honey, my v-g-n- is really cold. could you give me the tuna toaster?”
“oochie in my coochie! i just got tuna toasted!!”
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