Tuong
the s-xiest asian ever, funny as f-ck, and wants to f-ck maddie or mikenna
d-mn that girl is almost as s-xy as tuong
the most amazing man alive. he’s caring, gorgeous, giving, and has a heart of gold. has most amazing body and drives me crazy. makes the most incredible love. hot, d-mn s-xy.
my tuong, i love you
a man going through a mid-life crisis who is remedying it by going to raves, taking drugs, and making out with women who aren’t his girlfriend. he also over estimates his will power and breaks his promises.
that tuong is a party animal who needs intervention.
a dumb-ss that accidently shot himself in the hand with a staple gun.
you remind me of tuong you dumb-ss.
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