Tupelo Meerkat
draw a smiley face on your p-n-s- and t-tty f-ck your mate. the face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, “thank you… thank you very much.”
-most effective with an uncirc-mcised p-n-s
side note: elvis’ birthplace is tupelo, ms
so i was giving mary a tupelo meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut b-tter and banana sandwich at the same time.
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