Tuphive
two-fee-vay
functions as a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, interjection, preposition and question word; its meaning was lost years ago, as was its pr-nunciation. generally it is a word used when no other word makes any sense. it is sometimes seen, in cheapened forms on custom liscense plates, mysp-ces, friendsters, and online dating services. it must be but whispered, for fear the wind could carry it off, never to be seen or heard or uttered again.
“i didn’t know the answer so i just tuphived it.”
“tuphive?”
“viva tuphive!”
“i used the tuphive method”
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