Turd Book
home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. sometimes called a field identification logbook.
when you go to spooktown, always bring your t-rd book.
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a tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your -ss while taking a dump. wow if i hadn’t used a t-rd catcher, i would have had to take a shower after that dump. oh my g-d! i definitely should have used […]
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term to describe the brown and yellow nicotine stains on the fingers of smokers. “dude, you need to quit smoking and clean up your nasty t-rd fingers” someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to sh-t “windy is a t-rdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist”
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when a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his d-ck until he c-ms all over them, however the chick has athlete’s foot which can lead to an infection of the male’s groin and inner thighs. kate last night gave me this amazing turf job last night, but this morning […]
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