turd catcher
a tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your -ss while taking a dump.
wow if i hadn’t used a t-rd catcher, i would have had to take a shower after that dump.
oh my g-d! i definitely should have used a t-rdcatcher on that one.
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a poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool i need the toilet right now, i’ve just had the turtles autograph.
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