Turd-gargler
1. someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.
2. someone who finds pleasure in gargling a t-rd.
1. what is you’re problem! you have followed me for the past 2 minutes you t-rd-gargler!
2. whoa, is matthew a t-rd-gargler?
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