turd hurdling


the slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next t-rd will produce to avoid a wet -ss
guy 1: dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some t-rd hurdling.

guy 2: dude im a state champ t-rd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my -ss!

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