turd in a punch bowl
someone or something that spoils a good mood.
person 1: that was an awesome movie!
person 2: yeah, awesome special effects.
person 3: i was so offended by that movie! could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? i think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.
later on…
person 1: brian’s getting some guys together to go play football at his house.
person 2: cool, let me go get my cleats and we’ll head over.
person 3: football’s barbaric! so typical of american society to love a violent game like that!
person 1: if you don’t like it, then don’t come! jeez, why do you always have to be such a t-rd in a punch bowl?
something that does not go over very well.
nancy came dressed as a nun to mike’s sleep-over f-ck party. her appearance went over like a t-rd in a punchbowl.
name given to anyone who is a complete drag.
someone who is no fun to be around.
that -sshole is like a t-rd in a punchbowl.
a person who looks different from everyone else around them. someone who sticks out or seems odd.
oh my god. did you see what ben was wearing? he sticks out like a t-rd in a punch bowl!
a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party.
the boss asking for my p-ss sample will go over about as well as a t-rd in a punch bowl
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