Turd Temple


one of the many ways of referring to the toilet

referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (c-ke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having s-x.

variants include:

sh-tter, john, cr-patorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, sh-tbox, cr-pbox, watering hole,
outhouse, p–per, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, p-ssoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady’s room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, cr-pper, p–p hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
one-man conference room
i need to visit the t-rd temple

holy sh-t can be found in the t-rd temple

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