turd testicle
when you take a sh-t and it doesn’t come all the way out so it just dangles like a t-st-cl-.
bro 1: d-mn, i just took the worst sh-t of my life yesterday!
bro 2: was it a t-rd t-st-cl-?
bro 1: yeee maan…
in the act of plowing a women in the -n-l region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones t-st-cl-s.
i was f-cking this b-tch in the -ss and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a t-rdt-st-cl-.
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