turked


to be -ss raped. roughly.
he went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in tesco’s car park.
to be high as a kite. past tense of to turk, which means to smoke weed. turkey is slang for weed in some midwestern states.
i was really f-cking turked last night, i couldn’t even tie my own shoes.
to be turked or also commonly known as being ‘turkey’d’. this phrase is common in the north west of england, specifically manchester.

the phrase originates from the city’s bar} culture where a group of people, typically male work colleagues enter into purchasing alcoholic beverages on a round basis. each member of the group purchases a drink for each member of the party.

being ‘turked’ is where one member of the party consciously avoids entering into this practice and somehow consistently manages to avoid entering into payment for both their own drinks and those of the other members. this act is known as being turked or the derivative turkey’d
drinker 1: howcome i came out with £50, only had 5 drinks and now have no money left?
drinker 2: someone is doing a ‘turk’ fella, you’ve been turked!
getting screwed over as a result of your lack of knowledge of the local foods in a foreign land. for instance, you buy something called a “big turk” in canada, what’s inside is not at all what you expected. you’ve been turked.
i bought this weird sandwich in charlotte and got turked the f-ck up.

i went to canada last week and got completely turked at an am/pm.

you’ve been turked, my man.
the mornin after the night before taking drugs
i took a load of b-mbles, now i am turked out da f-ck
to be turked, robbed, led on to believe that something great is going to happen and then wakeing up the next morning to find a pool cue sticking out of your -rs-.
…youvvveeee beeeeeen turked! …i’m gonna turk that mother f-cker right up b–tch…
messing up when your skating and hurting yourself badly.
angela turked at maple skatepark… its a huge scar now!

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