turkey basterd
a baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster
i hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd
a child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.
that little turkey basterd’s mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn’t know about the insemination.
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- twackin'
to trip. or be tripping . “who’s that hoe, that keeps calling you?” “n-body, quit twackin’ ” ” go do your ch-r-s! ” ” mom i will, stop twackin’ ” ” imma call your parents ” “comeon mr.brown.. why you twackin’ brah ? “
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a crossed inbred of a tw-t and a spasm! in other words, someone who is a complete divwad!! example: emz uncontrolled movement as a side-effect of chemical overindulgence. “sorry i spilt your coffee, my hand’s twasming a bit.”
- twat toast
a noun referring to a black woman’s v-g-n-ii jim: and let me tell you larry, i b-ttered her tw-t toast all night long larry: d-mnit jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty -ss. jim: it was great.