Turkey Cradle
while engaged in doggy style s-x, the female reaches underneath and cups and/or fondles the scr-t-m. ideally, one of the parties involved makes a turkey gobble sound.
so i’m bangin’ donna doggy style last night, next thing i know she’s givin’ me the ol’ turkey cradle!!!
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