vagician


any guy that can make a hot girl disappear. possessing the uncanny ability to c-ckblock a guy just by walking up and talking.
g-d d-mn it dave! every time you come around the p-ssy disappears. a true vagician!
1. one who is particularly skilled at manipulating the v-g-n-.
2. one who manipulates the reproductive organs of a female as a vocation, such as a gynecologist
“anna always got all the girls. a master vagician, she could go down for hours”
“after attempting the baseball bat, sarah thought it would be best to go see her vagician”
one who can get any women he wants into bed, inevitably without any possibility of going home unsatisfied.
quote from family guy:

peter: quagmire is a vagician… he practices vagic.
someone versed in the art of the v-g-n-; so good in bed that it’s magical; as if they were using vag-magic.
that guys such a vagician!
you should just get a job as a vagician.
a kind of magic that one has over a girl’s v-g-n-
“my homie tyrone is an acomplished vagician”
one with seemingly magical abilities coerce females into coitus
so dave didn’t spend any money in the strip club and got driven home by a stripper and banged? that guy is some sort of vagician!
man wh-r-.
man josh is such a vagician today.

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