Turkey Dinner


reach your fist up into another’s -n-s, quickly grasp whatever you can, pull the goodies out of that b-hole and quickly stuff it up into the girl’s v-g-n-. rinse. repeat. turkey dinner.
i totally gave amy a turkey dinner last night, stuffed and baked that sh-t before i sent her home…
while having -n-l s-x the man c-ms in the other person’s b-tthole. than proceeds with a turkey baster to suck out s-m-n and feed to female.
bob: “dude how was your thanksgiving?”

joe: “it was sick bro i gave my girlfriend a turkey dinner!!!”

bob: “sick bro!”
a complicated reverse felch, a turkey dinner involves sucking your -j-c-l-t- out of your partner’s v-g-n- and spitting it into her r-ct-m. she then positions herself over you to push out the -j-c-l-t- and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy… ala a “turkey dinner.”
i thought we’d change form our usual cleveland steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!
having s-x in a place usually reserved for fancy guests and parties.
wellington wordsworth: my, what a magnificent meal.

lady blackwell: thank you. why, just the other day, i had my own turkey dinner on this very table.
a guy stands while getting blown, while the girl (performing said act) looks up making eye contact, flaps arms like a turkey (example: chicken dance), and makes “gobble-gobble” moans. the guy proceeds to provide his “stuffing”, amidst topping off the end of the meal with a “gravy” topping.
on thanksgiving day, jillian gave a turkey dinner to jordan, an avid fan of hearty stuffing and gravy.
when you insert two fist into a woman’s v-g-n-. she has to be placed into a special position in which her legs are up in the air, while you ram the sh-t out of her v-g-n-.
rusty gave jackie a turkey dinner. no one knows if she survived.

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