turkey stamp
n.
the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her v-g-n-l lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long “drapes”. the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey’s wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). a distant cousing to the french dip.
she leaned in for the french dip but then opted to slam her giner onto my forehead, giving me one h-ll of a turkey stamp that lasted a week!!
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