turkish buffet
a combination of orgy and progressive dinner, in which a series of soups, appetizers and entrees are eaten out of the -n-ses of all partic-p-nts. the turkish buffet is common in upscale suburbs, where otherwise conventional couples engage in provocative, yet still bourgeois, rituals, eating lobster bisque from one another’s freshly shaved, bleached and douched b-ttholes.
the hendersons invited us to a turkish buffet this weekend, so make sure to shave your b-tthole and prepare a decent stock for my famous quail risotto.
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