Turkish Grind
1.) a form of coffee preparation widely popularized during the former ottoman empire. during preparation, the coffee beans are ground into a powder/dry clay-like consistency and then boiled in water. this style of preparation is unique in the respect that it does not require the use of a filter. as the coffee grounds brew they simply settle to the bottom of the cup.
2.) a profound s-xual maneuver in which a female of mediterranean origin places her posterior within the general vicinity of a male’s genitalia.
man: excuse me waiter, but there appears to be a gratuitous amount of sludge at the bottom of my cup.
waiter: oh that’s just the coffee grounds, we use a turkish grind here.
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guy: dude, that girl from the greek restaurant took me back to her place last night and gave me a turkish grind!
other guy: dude, righteous!
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