turnstile
a mechanical barrier with arms that are turned to admit one person at a time, a gate consisting of a post that acts as a pivot for rotating arms; set in a p-ssageway for controlling the persons entering
they p-ssed through a set of turnstiles, up some steps and into what seemed to be the main foyer.
a blumpkin hurricane with extreme constipation. if you know what a turnstile is, you know why this is called a turnstile. the opposite of a maaco.
girl 1: why do you have a bruise on your face?
girl 2: my boyfriend gave me a turnstile last night.
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