twatberry
1. a blackberry or data device kept inside a v-g-n- by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. a female who is obsessed with sending messages on her blackberry.
3. a female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.
“she e-mailed me on her tw-tberry”
what they should have named the blackberry – this is used to refer to ‘people’ who ponce around on their blackbery’s, act as though their ‘working’ or ‘very important’, or b-mp into you as they’re not looking where their going – really, how important is it to get an e-mail in the 5 minutes when you pop out for a latte?
look at that c–t on his tw-tberry, how important can receiving an e-mail be, he’s only 2 minutes away from his office! what a tw-nt.
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