turtle butt
a condition caused by an imminent t-rd projecting partially from one’s r-ct-m
..at the beach.. after raw clams an beer…”hey look at that dude runnin’ to the water… he’s gotta sh-t so bad… he’s got a turtle b-tt!”
a condition when one sits down on the toilet and thinks they are about to p–p, but it just goes back in.
man, i can feel it there, but it won’t come out. i have a case of turtle b-tt.
1. an adorable b-tt, or term used to refer to a loved one with a cute b-tt or b-tt as cute as a turtle
2. most commonly used by couples who love turtles and refer to each others b-tts as turtle b-tt,
3. referring to the other person as turtleb-tt.
4.a cute nickname to call my boyfriend because we love turtles
danny you are such turtle b-tt!
or sara my what a cute turtleb-tt you have!
a person, often an elderly republican conservative princ-p-l of an elementary school, who oppresses young children with rules and regulations when they really should just be have fun and laughing.
said to a 5 year old child, “that princ-p-l stevens is a turtle b-tt!”
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