turtle choking
to define someone who m-st-rb-t-s extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.
1: hey andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!
1:man…i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.
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