turtle licking
the act of licking a small poo which is protruding from your partners -n-s. when the poo gets sucked in, you stop, but when the poo pushes out again you lick it. it’s sort of like “whack-a-mole” but instead of using a hammer you’re using your tongue, and instead of a mole it’s a poo, and instead of a game at chuck-e-cheeses it’s an -n-s.
i went “turtle licking” last night and my girlfriend really got into it.
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