Turtle Smasher


a term used for getting gnar or f-cking sh-t up.
did you see him sh-t on the counter? that was so turtle smasher!

Read Also:

  • twenty-sixer

    a twenty-six ounce bottle of hard liquor. i just bought a twenty-sixer of vodka. you better pick up a twenty-sixer of tequila for the mix. “i drank me a whole twenty-sixer!” a twenty six fluid ounce bottle of spirits, usually 80 proof (40% alcohol by volume). also referred to as a fifth. note that bottles […]

  • Two bowler

    when you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn’t clog or overflow. after a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, i punched out a nice two bowler in the can.

  • Two Bowls of Rice

    the second bowl of rice is offered to you by the iraq general when he wants to f-yer azz. iraqi general: h-llo ltc how do you feel today? ltc: general i a little hungry today iraqi general: hungry enough for two bowls of rice?

  • two day hangover

    a two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. a common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers. got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover

  • two degrees

    short for two degrees of separation, referring to the maximum number of links one must follow on urban dictionary to get from any term to another that refers to s-x, drug abuse, or a faddish teenage subculture. dude, i looked up “genocide” on urban dictionary, and i didn’t even need my two degrees.


Disclaimer: Turtle Smasher definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.