Turtlehead Shuffle
when you have to take a sh-t really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the -n-s,going around the m-ssive load of sh-t trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the sh-t poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of sh-tting your pants.
ben- dude you smell like sh-t
sean-sorry dude,i have to take a m-ssive sh-t and i am doing the turtlehead shuffle
ben-ok i will get off the freeway and get your rancid -ss to a restroom before you sh-t your pants!
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