Tuscaloosa Twin
a combination of “the twin” and the “birmingham booty call” for when your partner is not availilble. first you will need to locate a head shot of yourself and lay that out in front of you. then put your cell phone on vibrate and shove it up your -ss and begin masturbating! then call your cell phone from your land line or some othe phone and sh-t it out and answer it. now talk dirty to yourself as if you were speaking to your twin brother and c-m all over the head shot of yourself you have in front of you and say “you like my c-m bro?”!
my wh-r- was at work so i couldn’t give her a birmingham booty call so i just did the tuscaloosa twin instead!
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