tuscan dry rub
the act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prost-tute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.
bro, i stayed in a hostel last night and got a tuscan dry rub. you know what they say about florence, am i right?
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