Tuscany Fever
is when you slam your d-ck across someone’s face over and over until he gets a headache and his head is hot because of the friction, and all the left over florida sunshine is snot.
one night, while magyk is sleeping, i’ll sneak up on him, and once he turns around, i’ll stick my zaboo in his goo-grinder, then douse it all over with florida sunshine while pouring mandarin extract (or tangerine soul) all over his chest in his bed, and for good measure, i’ll give him the ol’ tuscany fever seconds afterward, and with gusto!
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