Tuussa
a mentally challenged animal, being, and/or artificial intelligence program. (most commonly used to refer to dogs and horses.)
this phone is being such a tuussa! it can’t do anything right.
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- S.C.L.I.D.
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- Mitsi
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- Naughty Sack
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- tinfoil hat
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