twat portfolio
when you gotta roll through your rolodex of p-ssy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.
hey! you seen my tw-t portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there’s a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the f-ck now!
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- their
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- parking on the grass
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- twitjack
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- Taddeo
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