twat spider


1. clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. p-b-s accidentally ingested while performing c-nn-l-ng-s.
i wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with tw-t spiders.

i was eating out jill the other night when suddenly i started gagging on a tw-t spider.

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